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Lol. hay fags, just be ******* in your house. and shut it.? butt @#$% in your own place. and shut it with your boo hoo crap . god told me that its adam a eve ,not queer bait and queer. so go butt **** a hairy *** butt ******. :) | ha our opinions are similar...
F*** THE FAGS
WHO COULD WANT TO F*** A HAIRY SMELL BUTHOLE 24/7 | Why is my friend mad at me? She insulted my boyfriend (called him fugly, weird, guyish, hidious, butt-ugly, creepy, ******, and other names) but when I said her ex-boyfriend of 2 years wasnt that hot either, she got mad and started ignoring me! When I asked her what was wrong, she saud that she was also mad that I texted her boyfrind! I only did that once just to say hi but they had broken up like 1 year and a half before that! Did I break some kind of girl ode? UGH GIRLS ARE SOOO HIGH MAINTENANCE!!! This is why I like guys better! | thats so dumb your ''friend'' is a bad one!
if it had been a year and a half and you weren't trying to start anything, its not a crime to say hi. if it was a bad breakup or something, though, she might think it was a bit insensitive of you to text him. but at least she could tell u that instead of being guyish and insulting YOUR boyfriend... sounds like jealousy.
please help me?
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsZ0j9TArxffFxSmW5nPle7sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110128170023AAsmlSL | Weirdest last names of people you know or mutral friends? I knew a girl named Audree Angell Butts.
My best friends neighbor is Dean Fucer (Pronounced ******)
My boyfriends old neighbor's cousin's name was Lesley Marie Bean. But people called her Les. So Les Bean. It is like LESBIAN. It is pronounced that way.. | | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, the co-producer/writer/editor of the TV show Family Guy. | Is this unkind if this is posted about me on Facebook? My flat"mate" posted this on facebook what do you think?
"Every time he go to dinner Seems like he seems to be getting a little bit thinner. he'll sit down at the breakfast table. he can talk, well they're not able. When he looks at them I find. There's a single question on their mind.
[name omitted] iwishes it could go back to the way it was It's not easy now because...
[name omitted]'s whole family thinks hes gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk Makes them think I like... boys.
That he like boys.
The goddamn question just won't go away. And he gets asked every single day. But the way they ask it is not a disguise, Like, "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?"
This is the worst, Baby this was my fear. Now their opinions are crystal clear. Because...
[name omitted]'s whole family now is shocked. Coz he's in the closet, and the door is locked. Now his glory days are gone he was John Elway, now he's Elton John.
His whole family now suspects Watching Spongebob had side-effects. He is not gay and that's what he said If I'm gay hey, God, strike me dead (cough, cough, cough).
That's weird.
Just 'cause he is on the cheerleading team Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme.
When he go outside, what does he see? That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G. Because...
he thinks that God might think he's gay. What does He know anyway? his grandma gave him a present just last year, And the card said, "Happy Birthday, Queer!"
[name omitted]'s whole family thinks he is fab. There's a guy's butt hey, [name omitted], take a stab. Why doesn't he get women? There's no other way. It's 'cause he is lanky, not 'cause he's gay, alright?
Not he is gay.
Just 'cause he is afraid of the snow. Or his favorite color is the rain(Bo)w... that was a joke. He does mean to yell, but fear he must. 'Cause he is losing the people that he thought he could trust. Because...
Even his boyfriend thinks I'm gay... Mother ******!
You all probably think he is gay...
Because... his whole family thinks I'm gay. What do they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze. Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase.
I'm not gay I swear.
(lie)
" | | Well............i read the whole question, If the person is not a gay then it is definitely too much unkind | What can we do about guys cursing in school? I have a 4 year old that's in PreK. She came home one day and told me a little boy called her a ***** and a mother ******. Needless to say I was livid. I talked to the teachers and they said they couldn't do anything but try to keep them away from each other while they were in class. I went to the principle and she said they wouldn't move him to another class because she didn't want to disrupt the other classes. My daughter has gotten to where she doesn't want to go to school because of him and he has, since this incident, thrown dirt on her 2 or 3 times, and has thrown play dough in her face. I am at the end of my rope and wont to go up there and whip is butt til he cant sit but idk what to do. PLEASE HELP. Give me laws for schools, etc. We live in Texas (if that helps) | Unless you want to homeschool or lock your guy in a bubble...they are going to be exposed to stuff like this.
Best thing to do IMO is let YOUR guys know it is inappropriate and that people who use words like that are unintelligent and attention-starved.
This is not a new problem. Kids have been cussing forever. | Whats the difference in "Colt 45" and "Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 zig zangs"? Ok well.. i wanted to find out what the ablum name to thing song was and then i realized there was two so on itunes. So i plyed them both and Colt 45 is different and Crazy Rap is the ones that i want but when i look anywhere else they are the same song? Which is actuually the one that has these lyrics?
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that **** man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that **** man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha ******' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We ****** on the bed
****** on the floor
****** so long I grew a ******' afro
Then I ****** to the left
****** to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the **** turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my *** lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother ****** wooped my *** all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna **** that ***** just one more time
[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I ****** her once
I ****** her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her *** like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her *** and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just **** me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that *** and said yes Ms. Daisy
I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I **** that *****-again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
****** her til she turned to a white Albina
****** this hooker in Iowa
I ****** her on credit, so I owe her
****** this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[CHORUS] | It's officaly called Crazy rap but some people call it Colt 45.
Afroman actually has another song called colt 45. | Please help me with my relationship.? I have been with my bf for a little over a year. We moved in together Jan 1 2010. Since then we have been argueing non-stop. There are so many problems. He is not affectionate and his idea of sex is for me to wet his dick with my mouth and then climb on top. Thats it. Ladies, think about that... Trying to have sex being dry. Ouch, he doesn't care to go down on me. Which hurts me. I don't understand.... He use to touch me and rub my legs and back, now he doesn;t want to do any of that. He use to hold me at night and we use to cuddle but now he puts the dog in between us and holds her and kisses her and tells her goodnight and doesn't say anything like that to me. Except for slide over, I need room. He complains about everything that I do. I honestly feel like I cannot do anything right. I tell him I love him and he doesn't respond. I do a lot for him. He does hardly nothing for me. I wake up with at 3:45 am and I fix his lunch, bring him clothes to wear, start the shower water and heat up the truck for him every morning. All this while he lays in the bed till I tell him it's time for him to shower.
Lately he has been wanting me to lose weight. I am not big! I am 19, almost 20, 5'2 and I weigh 120 pounds. I'm short but not fat. He complains that I have no butt, and no boobs. and he is right, I have no ***... but I am a b cup. WTF? I love him, but I am not in love with him anymore. We use to go it and do stuff like, ride to the beach, go swimming, bowling, movies, go out to friends house and we use to go to the batting cages and all. Now we don't do anything. On V day, he didn't get me anything. He didn't take me out or nothing. We use to go out to dinner all the time. Now we don't. He actually promised me that day that we would go see a movie and have dinner. He sent me out to get cig's and when I came back he was asleep on the couch (mid day) and he would not get up. I woke him up later around 3 and said aren't we going out and he said no because he was too tired. he ended up playing the game for the rest of the evening. No sex that night either.
Anyway I cannot remember what him and I were talking about last night but he was like I am a weekend ******. I like to have sex on the weekends. Which dissapoints me because we don't have sex on the weekends becasue it's when we are together all day long and he get's frustrated so easily with me because it's the only time when we are together all day long. We do drugs, x, acid, weed, coke, etc... and I noticed that when we were ****** up on drugs, was the only time he showed me that he loved me. However the past three weekends when we did x, we were at each other's throat the entire time. Now I feel like he'll never show me that me loves me again because we prob won't waste $ on x anymore because it now makes him mad.
He ask's me to do a lot for him, clean, clean out his truck, clean the house, take care of the dog... at night when we are both home, he ask's me to do this and that and this and that... no thanks or anything. He talks about every hot or pretty woman he sees and says something about her. It hurts me a lot but he keeps doing it and won't stop. I asked him to stop and he was like this is who I am if you can't deal with it then leave. I want to but honestly can't. I am 19, he is 30. I know, big age difference. My dad disowned me and refuses to talk to me. My mom lives in another state thousand of miles away and doesnt call me, unless it's to wish me a happy birthday or merry christmas.
I feel like I have no one at all. Except for my great uncle. He is the only person that says he loves me besides my bf, and my bf HARDLY ever says it. My uncle tells me 1000 times a day. He's older and cannot walk by his self. I take care of him when I can. He refuses to move out his house, I would stay with him insead of staying with my bf but I'm afraid of his house. It is really really really old ( he is 85) and the house was built before the 1800's. There is so much junk in the house. it's really big, 6 bedrooms, 2 living rooms and a kitchen and 2 dinning rooms and a few bathrooms/ He only uses one part of the house, his bedroom. There is only 1 light fixture in the house (that is how old the place is, it is junky and filled with lots of mess. Anyway, so I can't leave mine and my bf's place. Everything is in my name. And when we argue, he tells me to leave because he pays the rent, I pay the lights, water, sewer and the cable. Not fair right? It is in my name and he tells me to leave.
Another thing, sorry this is really long.... I want to say he is abusive, I can't go to anyone about it because it doesn't happen constantly, but when we argue he becomes abusive, he doesn't hit me, he'll try to choke me and throws me around literally... I have called the cops on him about it. We recently had a court date and he had it continued. It was for assult on a female, he is trying to get it dropped by hiring an attorney. He scares me and I feel like he doesn't love | | I was almost feeling sympathetic until you mentioned the drugs. You don't deserve a happy, stable life. You threw away that privilege the first time you did drugs. | What do I do about this teacher? So my art teacher and I butt heads a lot, but today it was worse then usual and well, i've left the class. However, i feel his attitude and behavior was completely inappropriate, and I feel like i should do something. In addition, I'm quite sure he's going to report me and i want to have my side of the story out there. I was thinking I might go talk to the deputy tomorrow, but unfortunately every time i think about the rotten ****** i get upset, and it's humiliating. So I thought i'd write a letter, but this may be seen as a formal complaint and start some **** that i really don't want to get into.
What I want is to have my side of the story known, and have my concerns about this teacher out there, but to not have to do anything else happen from there. I want to protect myself from having to have another confrontation with him, because it always makes me angry and upset, but at the same time i feel like I should do something.
What should I do? | I think you should def go talk to the deputy. Do it very professionally though. Don't slag off at the teacher but use words like "unprofessional" and "inappropriate" to state your case.
Don't file an official report against him but at least say something so this deputy knows about whats going on.
I can see teachers complaining about students all the time and the deputy would put it down to guys being guys, but if a student complains about a teacher then they will have to take is seriously.
Don't make it personal either. Don't say 'You' don't get along or 'You' don't like him. just say what he did and that's it.
DOn't let this go because he will get away with it and do it ASAP while it's fresh in your mind. Right down some of the things he said and did as well, so your not shooting of the top of your head. It will also show the deputy you are not joking around and your prepared.
Good luck | Can somebody help me get over my ex...PLEASE!!!? well ii wuzz goiin out with diz 17 year old...iim 13...
&& he met da world 2 meh...he wuzz ma everything.
&& he wuzz da gang type of guy.butt he wuzz really sweet && i loved hiim && he wuzz da best boyfriend ever...he had even gotten' in provation with da ankle bracelet.&& acording 2 hiim he loved me.well anyways we would call eachother everyday && sumtimes i would go 2 his house && chill but den all of a sudden he stoped answering ma calls so i go 2 his myspace profile && ii find out dat da whole tiime we were goiin out he wuzz cheating on meh!!![well he wuzz cheting on da other gurl with meh]iit really broke ma heart && now ii cant get over hiim && im tyred of crying 4 him cuzz he dont deserve meh crying 4 him so somebody PLEASE help me get over dat ******...please =( | | Maybe work on your spelling will help you get over him. | Fellas, do you ACTUALLY go to a professional wax therapist? I am really curious to know. Because i REALLY hate the annoying butt hair i get around my mutt/crotch section. Not to mention the back also.
yes even though i am 16, i think its time for me to go get er either waxed or shaved.
a couple of questions before i do this though
1. who usually preforms these sessions? male or female (for guys)
2. does it hurt long term? (i realize it will sting like a mother ****** at first)
3. how long before you start seeing hair grow back?
4. how long before hair is restored to full length
5. how often should you do this? because im kinda looking forward to having sex soon with my gf and i dont really want her to think im chewbacca
6. is it expensive?
7. would it be normal for a 16 year old to go in there by himself?
answer as many as you can pleeease, im desperate
i will give out points to the best answer :)
cheers | | HECK YES,. |
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